Best dream evar

Location: Canadian High school.

I was walking through the halls of the school as a student, when i realized that the schools policies were insane about controlling their student body. the principal had ordered a security officer for every student and they all had to walk around with handcuffs.

Well We start up with me just being a ass to the officers and screwing around ever chance i get until i start  trying to get into my locker with the cuffs on and the officer yelling at me to hurry up and i was just bumbling around and knocked over my locker and fell on it saying the handcuffs made me nervous and uncomfortable and asked to be taken to the principal when i got there i said to the principal (with an audience)

ME: now tell me why would you ever think that we need these officer?

Principal: because you as a student body are unruly.

ME: you are full of shit you stupid ass.

Principal: i guess you don’t understand that I’m doing this to protect you as people, and help you develop your judgement skills.

Me: Sir with all due respect the students that come in or have the capability to come into this hell hole i believe are great student and i believe that we should not have this crazy ass policy and we should not have to be governed by this crazy ass group of people,

Fast forwarding: all the students are walking dow the halls after a sort of rebellion and Cecil, Nick barnes and I are in the front of a crowd and some guy is walking the opposite directions and puts his hand on my chest in a pointing manner, so i grab his wrist which makes him swing at me which i then grab his other hand, Nick out of no where kicks this guy in the elbow of the arm that i grabbed off my chest, then i follow up with a hit to his face then slamming him into a locker and i let go, to guy has a one word monologue.

Guy: you pussy if your friends weren’t here i would beat you to death.

After the guys words, i turn to him hit his face slam his head into the locker twice, then follow his fallen body with a kick to his head. as i finish up with the guy i look and notice they (the principal is trying to lock me out of this back room which classes are starting(?) (I know plot hole) so i run and slide under the door to return to my friends in the line.

ME:so i just beat the shit out of that guy,

Nick: I don’t see why he put his hand on your chest like that if i was to approach a guy i wanted to fight i would have just jabbed him in the throat,”as he imitates it on me.”

ME: I don’t know i guess he was just a dumb bastard.

I then explain what i had done to the surrounding crowd and go to class in which i was giving the teacher shit about a sub-par teaching lesson.

and i wake up.